If man ever appears as a consummate ass, it's when he denies the existence
of God.
Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a
garage makes you an automobile.
The average church has so much machinery and so little oil of the Holy
Spirit that it squeaks like a threshing machine when you start it up in the
fall after it has been out in the field all year.
I don't believe your own bastard theory of evolution either; I believe
it's pure jackass nonsense.
When ten thousand times ten thousand times ten thousand years have passed,
eternity will have just begun.
More men fail through lack of purpose than lack of talent.
Hell is the highest reward that the devil can offer you for being a
servant of his.
Hypocrites in the church? Yes, and in the lodge, and at home. Don't hunt
through the church for a hypocrite. Go home and look in the glass.
Hypocrites? Yes. See that you make the number one less.
If you have no joy in your religion, there's a leak in your Christianity
somewhere.
Some persons think they have to look like a hedgehog to be pious.
The world is horribly disordered and out of joint; it must come under
omnipotent surgery before we can expect health.
Try praising your wife even if it does frighten her at first.
More men fail through lack of purpose than through lack of talent.
You can preach sociology or psychology or any other kind of ology, but if
you leave Jesus Christ out of it, you hit the toboggan slide to hell.
Some preachers don't believe in revivals; neither does the devil.
They tell me a revival is only temporary; so is a bath, but it does you
good.
One reason sin flourishes is that it is treated like a cream puff instead
of a rattlesnake.
Temptation is the devil looking through the keyhole; yielding is opening
the door and inviting him in.
The world is wrong side up. It needs to be turned upside down in order to
be right side up.
I want to be a giant for God.
If you want to drive the devil out of the world, hit him with a cradle
instead of a crutch.
Don't get chesty over success.
You've got to sign your own Declaration of Independence before you can
celebrate your Fourth of July victory.
It is not necessary to be in a big place to do big things.
Faith is the beginning of something of which you can't see the end but in
which you believe.
Let's quit fiddling with religion and do something to bring the world to
Christ.
I want to preach the gospel so plainly that men can come from the
factories and not have to bring a dictionary.
The man who votes for the saloon is pulling on the same rope with the
devil, whether he knows it or not.
There are some so-called Christian homes today with books on the shelves
of the library that have no more business there than a rattler crawling
about on the floor, or poison within the child's reach.
If nine-tenths of you were as weak physically as your are spiritually, you
couldn't walk.
I am an old-fashioned preacher of the old-time religion, that has warmed
this cold world's heart for two thousand years.
Come and accept my Christ.
A lot of people think a man needs a new grandfather, sanitation, and a new
shirt, when what he needs is a new heart.
I know there's a devil for two reasons; first, the Bible declares it; and
second I have done business with him.
Some preachers need the cushions of their chairs upholstered oftener than
they need their shoes half-soled.
There are a good many things worse than living and dying an old maid, and
one of them is marrying the wrong man.
If the womanhood of America had been no better than its manhood, the devil
would have had the country fenced in long ago.
If a doctor didn't know any more about Materia Mediea than the average
church member knows about the Bible, he'd be arrested for malpractice.
Don't look as if your religion hurt you.
There wouldn't be so many non-church goers if there were not so many
non-going churches.
I never preach a sermon until I have soaked it in prayer.
One spark of fire can do more to prove the power of powder than a whole
library written on the subject.
The man who is right with God will not be wrong with anything that is
good.
When a man, after starting to be a Christian, looks back, it is only a question
of time until he goes back.
I'd rather undertake to save ten drunkards than one old financial Shylock
-- it would be easier.
The higher you climb the plainer you are seen.
Too much of the work of the Church today is like a squirrel in a cage --
lots of activity, but no progress.
If you fall into sin and you're a sheep you'll get out; if you're a hog
you'll stay there, just like a sheep and a hog when they fall into the mud..
I tell you a lot of people are going to be fooled on the Day of Judgment.
Don't let God hang a "For Rent" sign on the mansion that has
been prepared for you in heaven.
It's Jesus Christ or nothing.
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